Final Chapter: The Gang VS. the Mummy. Mickey, Jimmy, SpongeBob, Lincoln, Spike, Bugs, Goddard and Twilight Sparkle were still trying to open the bottom of the statue while the Sailor Scouts and Hawk and Prime were re-preparing themselves. Just then, more sickening croaking filled their ears, before they looked back into the tunnel were they came from, and to their dismay, shadows of more mummies were seen, and it told them that the bad guys were getting closer. "Oh come on! Not more!" Twilight Sparkle groaned. “Gosh darn it!, these guys just don't know when to quit, do they?" Mickey cursed. Prime and Hawk cocked their guns and told the group to keep digging, while he headed in and kept on firing at the Mummies, with the aid of the Sailor Scouts who used their powers to defeat the enemies, but more kept on coming and it was starting to tick the scouts off who decided to help Mickey, Jimmy, Goddard, Twilight, Spike, SpongeBob, Bugs, and Lincoln into digging for the book they were
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OMDHAF (Pokemon version) by MrToonlover83, literature
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OMDHAF (Pokemon version)
Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o And on his farm he had some Miltank Ee i ee i oh With a (Miltank sound) here And a (Miltank sound) there Here a (Miltank sound), there a (Miltank sound) Everywhere a (Miltank sound) Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o And on his farm he had some Blaziken Ee i ee i o With a (Blaziken sound) here And a (Blaziken sound) there Here a (Blaziken sound), there a (Blaziken sound) Everywhere a (Blaziken sound) Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o And on his farm he had some Tepig Ee i ee i o With an (Tepig sound) here And an (Tepig sound) there Here an (Tepig sound), there an (Tepig sound) Everywhere an (Tepig sound) Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o And on his farm he had some Gogoat Ee i ee i oh With a (Gogoat sound) here And a (Gogoat sound) there Here a (Gogoat sound), there a (Gogoat sound) Everywhere a (Gogoat sound) Old MacDonald had a
John Jacob JingleOptimus by MrToonlover83, literature
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John Jacob JingleOptimus
Sung by Optimus Prime (G1) (Parody of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt) John Jacob JingleOptimus His name is my name too When ever we go out The people always shout There goes John Jacob JingleOptimus Dadadadadadadada
Emergency Autobots to the Rescue by MrToonlover83, literature
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Emergency Autobots to the Rescue
Blaster (G1): Prime! We've just received an emergency message from Stewie Griffin from Family Guy who's in L.A. (Los Angeles), California along with Brian Griffin the organic life form, their friend, Leni Loud and Mr. Michael "Mike" Roark of O.E.M.! Optimus Prime (G1): Play back the message, Blaster. Blaster transforms into his boombox mode and starts playing the message. Stewie Griffin (voice over): Hello, Autobots?! This is Stewie Griffin from Family Guy created by my master and creator, Seth Macfarlane. THE LA BREA TAR PITS IS MYSTERIOUSLY SOMEHOW ON FIRE AND NOW SOMEHOW FORMED AND IT HAS BECOME A VOLCANO IN THE MUSEUM ROW IN L.A. (LOS ANGELES), CALIFORNIA!! AND THE VOLCANO IS SPEWING HOT BOILING LAVA ONTO WILSHIRE BLVD AND THE OEM (OFFICE OF EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT), L.A. FD, L.A. CITY WORKERS, AND L.A. PD ARE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN DO, AND WE NEED YOU GUYS FROM CYBERTRON'S HELP YOU GUYS!! HELP US PLEASE!!!!! Optimus Prime (G1): Help huh? Geez, this looks like a job for
Look at all those Idiots (Cobra style) by MrToonlover83, literature
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Look at all those Idiots (Cobra style)
Cobra Commander: Destro, Baroness, Tomax and Xamot. Destro: Huh? Baroness: Yes, Commander darling? Tomax and Xamot: What is it, Commander? Cobra Commander: Turn on the sssssssurveillance monitorsssssss which they are watching Toontown on Toon Earth. Destro: Yes, Commander. Cobra Commander: Ehh, it's worssssssse than I thought. Each morning at nine, They trickle through the gate. They go home early, They come in late. Reeking cheap liquor, They sssssstumble through the day. Never give a thought To honest work for honesssssst pay. I know it shouldn't vex me, I shouldn't take it hard. I should ignore their capering With a kingly disssssregard. But... Cobra Commander and Back-up Singers: Look at all those idiots! Cobra Commander: Eh, look at all those boobsssss! Cobra Commander and Back-up Singers: A city full of morons! Cobra Commander: A Cartoon Planet full of foolsssss! Cobra Commander and Back-up Singers: Isssss it any wonder... That I'm singing...Singing the
Chaos of the House by Discord by MrToonlover83, literature
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Chaos of the House by Discord
Discord: [Greeting Big Mac.] Welcome, Big Macintosh Sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest All of them crooks Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest stallions like me A gent of good intent who's content to be Chaos of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a hoofshake and an open hoof Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favour Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price Chaos of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everypony loves a landlord Everypony's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Luna, won't I bleed 'em in the end Discord & Chorus: Chaos of the house Quick to catch your eye Never wants a passer-by to pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher and lifelong
Coney Island Baby by the Boys by MrToonlover83, literature
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Coney Island Baby by the Boys
The Boys, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Tolkien Black and Brock (from Pokemon) (singing): Tolkien Black: Goodbye, Stan Marsh: Goodbye, Brock: Goodbye, Kyle Broflovski: Goodbye, All: Goodbye my Coney Island baby, Farewell my one true love, Tolkien: (true love), I'm gonna go away and leave you...Never to see you any, Brock: (never gonna see you any) All: I'm gonna sail upon that ferry boat, Never to return again. Goodbye my Coney Island, Goodbye my Coney Island babe. Goodbye my Coney Island baby, Farewell my one true love, Tolkien: (true love), All: I'm gonna go away and leave you, Never to see you any, Brock: (never gonna see you any) All: I'm gonna sail upon that ferry boat, Never to return again. Stan Marsh: So goodbye, Brock: Farewell, Kyle Broflovski: So Long forever (including you, Fatass Cartman), All: Goodbye my Coney Isle, Goodbye my Coney Isle, We all fall for some girl who dresses neat, Some girl that's got big feet, We meet her on the street; Then we'll join the army
The Other Side by Jimmy and Lincoln by MrToonlover83, literature
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The Other Side by Jimmy and Lincoln
[Verse1: Jimmy Neutron] ''Right here, right now'' I put the offer out I don't want to chase you down I know you see it You run with me And I can cut you free Out of the drudgery and walls you keep in. So trade that typical for something colorful And if it's crazy, live a little crazy You can play it sensible, a king of conventional Or you can risk it all and see [Chorus: Jimmy Neutron] Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play 'Cause I got what you need So come with me and take the ride It'll take you to the other side 'Cause you can do like you do or you can do like me Stay in the cage, or you'll finally take the key Oh, darn! Suddenly you're free to fly It'll take you to the other side [Verse 2: Lincoln Loud] Okay, my friend, you wanna cut me in Well I hate to tell you but it just won't happen So thanks, but no I think I'm good to go 'Cause I quite enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in Now I admire you. and that whole show you do You're
Ballad of the Three Stooges by MrToonlover83, literature
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Ballad of the Three Stooges
BALLAD OF THE THREE STOOGES (Sung to the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song: music by Paul Henning.) Come and listen to my story 'bout a group of funny men They're goofy and they're silly and they always make us grin. With a lot of slapstick stunts and a bunch of funny sounds They're the sappiest dimwitted ignoramuses around. Stooges, that is. Cabbageheads. Featherbrains. Well, you all know old Moe, he's the leader of the three He slaps 'em and he boinks 'em and he traps 'em in a tree. With a haircut like a soupbowl and a poke for every eye He was talented at tweaking and he sure could throw a pie! Dunce, that is. Knucklehead. Imbecile. Well, You can always find ol' Larry, he's the one with all the frizz He was called "The Middle Stooge" and he was always in show biz He was not a Howard brother and his name was Larry Fine But The Stooges used a nickname when they called him a "Porcupine". Moron, that is. Skillethead.
Come Alive (Cartoon Heroes) by MrToonlover83, literature
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Come Alive (Cartoon Heroes)
JIMMY NEUTRON: You stumble through your days Got your head hung low Your skies are a shade of grey Like a zombie in a maze You're asleep inside But you can shake awake 'Cause you're just a dead man walking Think of that your only option But you can flip the switch and brighten up your darkest day Sun is up and the color's blinding Take the world and redefine it Leave behind your narrow mind You'll never be the same Come alive, come alive Go and ride your light Let it burn so bright Reach it up To the sky And it's open wide You're electrified And the world becomes a fantasy And you're more than you could ever be 'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open And you know, you can't go back again To the world that you were living in 'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open So, come alive I see it in your eyes You believe that lie That you need to hide your face Afraid to step outside So you lock the door But don't you stay that way
Let me be your Wings by FS and TS by MrToonlover83, literature
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Let me be your Wings by FS and TS
Flash Sentry: Let me be your wings Let me be your only love Let me take you far beyond the stars Let me be your wings Let me lift you high above Everything we're dreaming of will soon be ours Anything that you desire Anything at all Everyday I'll take you higher And I'll never let you fall Let me be your wings Leave behind the world you know For another world of wondrous things We'll see Equestria and dance on Saturn's rings Fly with me and I will be your wings Anything that you desire Anything at all Twilight Sparkle: Anything at all Flash Sentry: Everyday I'll take you higher And I'll never let you fall Twilight Sparkle: You will be my wings Flash Sentry: Let me be your wings Twilight Sparkle: You will be my only love Flash Sentry: Get ready for another world of wondrous things Twilight Sparkle: Wondrous things are sure to happen Both: We'll see Equestria and dance on Saturn's rings Flash Sentry: Cloudsdale isn't too far Twilight Sparkle: